I’ve got quite a few pen pals already, probably more than is reasonable, but if anyone wants to swap emails or the occasional letter hit me up!

P.S. If you live anywhere in N. or S. America there’s a chance I might get a chance to visit you and we can go camping or vandalize things or talk about life, maybe all of these at once.

Am I socially retarded or have I transcended human communication?

Naw I’m socially retarded.